The Panelists
ANDREW MAXWELL
The most incendiary comic working in western Europe. Almost everything he has ever said on the show is true. The reasons behind the panda's low birth right, the importance of single mothers to the economy, the threat posed to monkeys by Christmas trees, these things are all true. He did become convinced that crocodiles were immortal once, and that definitely isn't true. But apart from that, you could use him as revision notes for a number of exams, and you'd be OK. He has also psychically channelled the restless spirit of Bosco, and possibly Charles Haughey, and he has introduced the world to a French sailor boy with a whistle. Always has a nap before the show.